ARE YOU A REAL COWBOY?….
An old cowboy went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding cows.” He then asked her what she was.
She replied, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of
women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make
me think of women! ”
A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy
and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out that
I’m a lesbian.”