best thing to put in a pie
Q: What is the best thing to put in a pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: Why is honey so scarce in Boston?
A: Because there is only one B in Boston!
Jokes - Funny Jokes at Loudjokes.com
August 22, 2005
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slice of bread
Q: Why did the major have a slice of bread?
A: Because he wanted to propose a toast!
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throw peanut butter into the ocean
Q: Why did the fisherman throw peanut butter into the ocean?
A: To go with the jellyfish!
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donut go to the dentist
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a chocolate filling!
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cookie go to the doctor
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crummy
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butter-fly
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butter-fly!
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traffic jam
Q: Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
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sweet dreams
Q: Why did the boy put sugar under his pillow?
A: So he would have sweet dreams!
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