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What’s the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?
The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horses’ asses.

You’re a redneck if…. you go to a sqaure dance and the caller yells Ho down and your date hits the floor

Do you like my new jacket?

It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.

I never forget a face!

But in your case I’ll make an exception!

You’ve a face like a million dollars.

All green and wrinkled!

I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!

What a pity it was closed!

She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little

He has a strange growth on his neck– his head.

She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean

He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who else would want it?