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    August 9, 2005

    LESBIAN JOKES….

    Filed under: Lesbian Jokes — webmaster @ 5:13 pm

    A guy comes into a bar and sees two women coming out of the
    bathroom. One sits at one end and the other sits at the other
    end. One looks really good and the other one is average. He
    thinks to himself, “there is no way I can get with the really
    hot one, so I’ll talk to the average one and maybe work my way
    up to the really hot one.” So he starts conversation with the
    one woman and they having a nice conversation. The she asks
    him, “Do you like my friend over there?” pointing to the woman
    at the other end of the bar. The guy says, “Well, uh, uh, yea,
    I guess I like her.” So she asks, “Do you think she’s pretty?”
    The guy says, “Well uh, yea, she’s pretty.” She then asks, “Do
    you wanna smell her pussy?” The guy tentatively responds, “Uh,
    Uh, well, sure, yea, yea.”The woman smiles and puts her mouth
    to his nose and breathes out, HUUUH!

    What do you call a lesbian in the closet ?
    - Straight.

    What is the definition of a Frenzy
    - 20 Blind lesbians in a fish shop.

    What do you call a lesbo dinosaur?
    - Licktalottapus.

    This women went to the doctor and said doctor, I have these two
    green spots on my inner thighs. He said let me take a look. So
    she took off her pants and sat on his desk. The don’t hurt or
    anything, she said. The doctor thought about it for a while and
    then said “your not a lesbian are you?” She said “yeah why?”
    The doctor then replied “well tell your girlfriend her earrings
    are fake.”

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    July 15, 2005

    ARE YOU A REAL COWBOY?….

    Filed under: Lesbian Jokes — webmaster @ 4:26 pm

    An old cowboy went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
    there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
    She turned to the cowboy and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”

    He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch,
    herding cows.” He then asked her what she was.

    She replied, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
    about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of
    women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make
    me think of women! ”

    A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy
    and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”

    He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out that
    I’m a lesbian.”

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