LESBIAN JOKES….
A guy comes into a bar and sees two women coming out of the
bathroom. One sits at one end and the other sits at the other
end. One looks really good and the other one is average. He
thinks to himself, “there is no way I can get with the really
hot one, so I’ll talk to the average one and maybe work my way
up to the really hot one.” So he starts conversation with the
one woman and they having a nice conversation. The she asks
him, “Do you like my friend over there?” pointing to the woman
at the other end of the bar. The guy says, “Well, uh, uh, yea,
I guess I like her.” So she asks, “Do you think she’s pretty?”
The guy says, “Well uh, yea, she’s pretty.” She then asks, “Do
you wanna smell her pussy?” The guy tentatively responds, “Uh,
Uh, well, sure, yea, yea.”The woman smiles and puts her mouth
to his nose and breathes out, HUUUH!
What do you call a lesbian in the closet ?
- Straight.
What is the definition of a Frenzy
- 20 Blind lesbians in a fish shop.
What do you call a lesbo dinosaur?
- Licktalottapus.
This women went to the doctor and said doctor, I have these two
green spots on my inner thighs. He said let me take a look. So
she took off her pants and sat on his desk. The don’t hurt or
anything, she said. The doctor thought about it for a while and
then said “your not a lesbian are you?” She said “yeah why?”
The doctor then replied “well tell your girlfriend her earrings
are fake.”