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A: It scares the heck out of the dog

Solitaire.

There’s nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it’s the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.

A soprano who can sightread.

Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn’t.

Lute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

“It’s better to be sharp than out of tune.”

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, then how do they get baby oil?

You’re a redneck if …. You dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.

You’re a redneck if …. Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events