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Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses

You have Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap in your bathroom

Your pocketknife often doubles as a toothpick.

You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling.

You own a denim leisure suit

Directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”

The U.F.O Hotline limits you to one call per day

You know how many bales of hay your car can hold

You honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive toungue gestures.

Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.