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Q: Why was the ghost a cheerleader?

A: Because she liked to show off her school spirit!

Q: Why was the candle flunking school?

A: Because he wasn’t very bright!

Q: Why was Elmo’s report card all wet?

A: Because his grades were all below “C” level!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9!

Q: Why is the math book so unhappy?

A: Because it’s full of problems!

Q: Why don’t you do math in the jungle?

A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

Q: Why do baby goats know multiplication?

A: Because they’re smart kids!

Q: Why did the witch need help with her homework?

A: Because she was having trouble spelling.

Q: Why did the student bring plastic scissors to lunch?

A: He wanted to cut in line!

Q: Why did the school nurse run away?

A: To catch a cold!