ocean do to the shore
Q: What did the ocean do to the shore?
A: He waved!
Q: What did the ocean do to the shore?
A: He waved!
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August 22, 2005
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limestone says…
Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist?
A: Don’t take me for granite!
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big flower say to the little flower
Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: How are you, bud?
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Atlantic Ocean says…….
Q: What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
A: “Try and be more Pacific!”
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one volcano say to the other volcano
Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: “I lava you!”
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one tornado say to the other
Q: What did one tornado say to the other?
A: “See you around!”
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one mountain say to the other mountain
Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after the earthquake?
A: “It wasn’t my fault!”
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ocean pay its water bill
Q: How does the ocean pay its water bill?
A: With sand dollars!
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