ONE FINE DAY IN IRELAND….
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up
to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately,
it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes
looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with
this huge knot on his head, and the golf ball lying right
beside him.
“Goodness,” says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor
little guy. Upon awaking, the little guy says, “Well, you
caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant
you three wishes.” The man says, “I can’t take anything from
you, I’m just glad I didn’t hurt you too badly,” and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun says “Well, he was
a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do
something for him. I’ll give him the three things that I would
want. I’ll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a
great sex life.”
Well, a year goes past and the same golfer is out golfing on
the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into
the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds
the ball, he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing.
The leprechaun says, “I’m fine, and might I ask how your golf
game is?” The golfer says, “It’s great! I hit under par every
time.” The leprechaun says, “I did that for you. Might I ask
how your money is holding out?”
The golfer says, “Well, now that you mention it, every time I
put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill.”
The leprechaun smiles and says, “I did that for you, too. And
might I ask how your sex life is?”
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, “Well, maybe
once or twice a week.” The leprechaun is floored and stammers,
“Once or twice a week? Is that all?!”
The golfer looks at him and says, “Well, that’s not too bad
for a horny priest in a small parish!”