TEXAS-SIZED SHAME….
It’s the first day of school in Houston and the teacher
thought she’d get to know the kids by asking them their
name and what their fathers do for a living.
The first little girl says: “My name is Mary and my daddy
is a postman.”
The next little boy says: “I’m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.”
Then one little boy says: “My name is Jimmy and my father is
a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men.”
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later
in the schoolyard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and
asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay
bar. He blushed and said, “I’m sorry but my dad is an auditor
for Arthur Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so.”