THREE EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS…
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was BLACK:
1. He called everyone “brother.”
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was INDIAN:
1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2: He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
AMEN